Wednesday, October 12, 2016

美式幽默的智慧-15

美式幽默的智慧-15

.:   主啊,賜给我咖啡,來改變我能改變的事情;也賜我酒喝接受我無法接受的事

When you don't even know what the hell would make you the happiest...: 到底我是否需要 一個擁抱、一杯超大的咖啡、喝六口伏特加,或睡兩禮拜的大覺?現在尚拿不準

Like our Fan Page Losing with the Winners  Add or Follow me: http://www.facebook.com/dianaseghorn  Join me here: http://www.facebook.com/groups/dianaseghorn/   Get your Skinny on! 100% natural! NO wraps! NO shakes! NO fake food! NO hormones!! Start here: http://peachymelissa.thenewyearschallenge.com/:  我有個感覺,我的保護天使,常有如此長相

My stress stresses me out to the point where I'm too stressed to deal with stress.:  本人承受的壓力,壓迫我達到,心裡負擔太重,以致無法承受(stress此處詞性的用法為:名詞、動詞、形容詞、名詞)

Yep! I remember. No kids @ home now....my house is sooo tidy-clean and quiet. But I would rather have them all home again even if the price was a messy, noisy house!:  養育小孩,就像不停地在一場你並未參加歡樂會後,打掃清理乾淨
I do tend to have many different moods in my old age.  Love my kids for tolerating me (and loving me) no matter what.:
  每天容忍我的人,才是真英雄

for the most part anyway.:   每日我喜歡的事,不是非法的、不道德的、使人上癮會發胖、昂貴的東西,就是辦不到的事


Quote for the day Wednesday 25 September 2013 ... http://beartales.me/2013/09/25/quote-for-the-day-wednesday-25-september-2013/:  别對我指指點點,我天生就是可怕的,而非完美的

Screaming Calories! Posted by Clement Byfield – workout motivation #weightloss #weightlossmeme #exercise: 運動會更具益處,如果你燃燒卡路里時,它們大聲尖叫


Can you see the "fuck you " in my smile ?:  在我臉上,你看到「去你的」?

 :  當比黑色更暗的衣服顏色發明後,我才不穿黒衣服

 :  本來今晨準備好好做一番事,但卻睡過頭,只得雄心壯志再延一下吧

Funny Stuff About Women Picture Photo Sign - 5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman. www.lollygagging.net #womensdictionary:   女士使用用五個嚴重的措辭:
1. 好吧(當她嬴了爭執後)
2. 沒事兒(你須當心--話中有話)
3. 有膽子就做吧(意涵挑激)
4. 隨便 (xxx)
5. 算了(她想不通,别人何時能為錯誤付出代價)

附贈一句:哇! (這不是恭維,而是嘲諷别人的愚蠢)


Justin Lai 編譯

10/11/2016

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